Dear Bill Cowher,
When people hear your name they think "winner."
I see today you turned down the Browns offer.
Don't consider for even a second coming to the Meadowlands.
You can't win. The New Jersey Curse is too great. Bill Parcells couldn't defeat it and Brett Favre couldn't defeat it. Don't come here for a one and done with Brett and then three years of 6 & 10. Don't tarnish your legacy by taking on the curse of the Same Old Jets.
Wait it out for one of the glamour franchises. I could see you returning the Bears to glory some day. You don't want any part of the green.