Did you know?
- Bill Belichick invented cheating in 1958 when he was in the first grade. He was making crayon sketches of the other team's defensive positions during kick-ball.
- The English language didn't even have a word for cheating until the mid 1970's when the term "cheating" was coined by Bill Belichick's Wesleyan University classmates to describe his ability to out-score them on exams.
- "Belichick" is derived from the old Croatian word that means "to screw someone else over maliciously and with forethought."
- The NFL and Commissioner Goodell were caught completely off guard by the Patriots videotaping scandal because no one had ever before cheated during an NFL game. The NFL literally had no policy in place to deal with the situation. As Goodell himself said, "The thought of someone cheating never occurred to us. It would be like planning what to do if a UFO landed midfield during a game."
- Germany has added the "flying Elvis" Patriot's logo to banned symbols and images along with the swastika and images of Hitler.
- In Japan it has become customary to spit on the ground after saying the name "Belichick."
- President Bush has upgraded the term Axis of Evil to Rectangle of Evil in order to accommodate the Patriots.
- The Catholic Church has forbidden the viewing of Patriot's games.
- Satan was quoted on The O'Reilly Factor saying "Bill Belichick? That is ONE evil guy. Someday he's going to die and be after my job."
- Bill Belichick ran the East German secret police at the age of 10.
- Bill Belichick does not cast a reflection in a mirror.
- The only way to kill Bill Belichick is to shoot him in the head.
- Woody Harrelson prepared for his role as the sadistic serial killer Mickey Knox in the movie Natural Born Killers by observing Bill Belichick first-hand during a Cleveland Browns training camp.
- If you look into a mirror and say "Bill Belichick" three times you will die a horrible death within 24 hours.
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