YOU ALMOST BITE A GUY’S NOSE OFF BECAUSE HE TRIES TO KILL YOU AND A WHORE JUMPS ON YOUR BACK AND YOU THINK OF THE BIG WHOREHOUSE IN THE SKY AND THAT AIN’T BRAGGING
By Jimmy Cvetic
Tags: News, Last Word
Swearing
"I like to swear and swearing should be as natural as breathing."
Lex Became a Junkie
A poem by Jimmy Cvetic
Arresting an Old Woman for Booking Numbers
Star Wars and Junkies
Two-Fer-One
Little Feet
Powdered Doughnuts and Peeping Toms
Ashes to Ashes
By Mars Johnson
Now Hiring in Pittsburgh: Gentleman's Club Manager, Canine Handler, Various Positions at black radish kitchen, and more
By Morgan Biddle
Video game designer, animator, Jeopardy! contestant: Meet Julian Glander
By Matt Petras
How do you fence a truckload of Jaromír Jágr bobbleheads? We asked the FBI
By Amanda Waltz
Tendie Talk: I ate Pittsburgh's best chicken tenders so you can, too
By Colin Williams