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A fun atmosphere can help alleviate insecurities.

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My boyfriend and I have been monogamous for five years. His dick is of average size. It's not small enough for him to have dealt with the baggage associated with "small dicks." Yet, I've had sex with big dicks, and I would love to try one of those dick sheaths or extenders. But my boyfriend is a sensitive guy, and I feel like I'm going to fuck up our sex life if I ask for one. How can I propose this without him feeling like his manhood is insufficient?

Sincerely Loves Average Man

"Getting a sheath onto her boyfriend's dick without hurting his feelings will be a bit tricky," said Matthew Nolan of OhJoySexToy.com. "No matter their size, lads around the world are brought up with dick insecurities. Having said that, a dick sheath isn't the worst thing in the world for her to bring to the table: It involves her boyfriend as a participant, and it keeps his dick in the loop."

Matthew and his partner, Erika Moen, create an informative and entertaining weekly comic that focuses on the world of sex — from sex-toy reviews to interviews with people in the sex industry. They research and write the text together, and Erika does the drawing. 

(Why comics? "Sex education is typically very dry," said Erika: "a wall of text about abstract concepts and then some alien diagrams. Comics are especially well equipped to teach people about their bodies, sexual options and reproductive choices because they combine images and text. Adding in a joke or two helps make people feel included in the conversation instead of being lectured at.")

In a recent comic, Matthew gave cock sheaths a try. Cock sheaths — for those of you who haven't visited a sex-toy shop in a while — are a popular new sex toy that allows an average dude to be huge, and a huge dude to be ridiculous. They're pliable-but-firm hollow dildos that a guy wears over his dick. The dude slides his hard, lubed-up dick inside the sheath, pulls his balls through a ring at the base that prevents the sheath from sliding off, and bangs away at his partner's hole(s).

That's the theory, anyway.

"The dick sheaths I tried weren't the greatest thing," said Matthew. "They dull the senses and turn your dick into an unwieldy mess. Despite owning a few, my preference is to use a big dildo on my partner."

But if it's a dick sheath you want, Matthew has some advice.

"SLAM should suggest going sex-toy shopping with her boyfriend," said Matthew. "She could tell her boyfriend she's in a filthy mood and fancies something big. She should put the emphasis on wanting him to give her some big-toy fucking and add that this is something that you can do together. Have him help pick out different toys — like some big dildos — while saying encouraging things like, ‘Ooohh, wouldn't you like to fuck me with this one?' When you come across the cock sheath, add it to your cart, explaining that it would be a perfect sex-toy solution for your mood."

I'm going to break in here for a second: If you feel like your boyfriend might have a meltdown if you start talking about wanting something huge for a change, head to the sex-toy shop without any stated agenda, and see how he reacts to the cock sheaths on display. If he recoils, you might wanna steer him over to the body paints and bondage gear. But if he seems intrigued and not threatened, ask him how he'd feel about fucking you with one, without seeming too invested yourself.

And if you leave the sex-toy store with a cock sheath and a boyfriend whose ego is still intact?

"Be encouraging about enjoying the extra size and having him fuck you with toys," said Matthew. "Keep it jovial — laugh about it and tell him he's sexy. A fun atmosphere can help alleviate insecurities. And by the time you're done and dusted, you'll know better if you prefer him with or without the sheath."

Go to OhJoySexToy.com to see examples of Erika and Matthew's work. Follow them on Twitter at @PlusTenStrength and @ErikaMoen.

I am a 22-year-old heterosexual female. I may possibly be bi. I really like the dick, but I fantasize about fucking a pretty woman with a strap-on. I asked my boyfriend of a year if I could live out my fantasy, but he said he doesn't want me "fucking another woman like a man." I asked if I could do this to him instead, but he said no. I like BDSM, but the most he'll do is hold my arms down and spank me. I've asked for other things — bondage, nipple clamps, paddles, etc. — but he says that stuff takes too much time and the bother of it "kills the mood." I offered to set up stuff beforehand — ropes already tied to the corners of the bed, for instance — but he doesn't want me to do that because "what if someone saw it?" Am I just being selfish? My ex-husband (yes, ex-husband: I got married at 16 and divorced last year) would call me a freak when I opened up about my desires, so I made sure not to hide them from my current boyfriend when we met. Now what am I supposed to do? Just drop it?

Confused And Sexually Denied

Yes, CASD, you should drop it — and by "it" I mean "him."

You wasted five years on a man who couldn't meet your needs and sex-shamed you about your perfectly ordinary kinks. You've been with this new guy for a year, and he's every bit as lazy, inconsiderate and sex-shamey as your ex-husband. DTMFA. There are tons of guys out there who would (1) be happy to indulge your kinks and (2) make lovely boyfriends or husbands. Go find one — or two or three or four.

On the Savage Lovecast, it's Bible-study time with nondouchey Christian John Shore at savagelovecast.com.

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