And this is why when my friends with boats ask if I want to go for a cruise on the river with them I politely decline by making up a B.S. story about having to help a friend move. Yeah enjoy motor boating down the Allegheny or the other two putrid stinking toilets that run through our fair city. You might as well stick your head in a toilet bowl and flush it a couple of times, that's what's spraying on your face when you are flying downour rivers at 40, 50 mph.
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