Every once in a while I run into something on The Internet that could probably use a larger audience than it's had thus far. That is true of this Yelp review of Belvedere's, the Lawrenceville "Ultradive" known for its roller-skating parties and '80s night. It's 600 words long and begins, "David went to Louis's house, as was his habit when he was bored. He burned for attention, desperately." Hats off to you this Friday afternoon, Yelp reviewer Sid S.!