Lotion commotion and harmonica theft in the 'burbs
September 19, 2012 at 12:49PM
This week's Suburban Beat begins with, honestly, the best headline of the week, anywhere, which comes to us from the Regent Square-Forest Hills Patch police blotter:
"Edgewood Police: Lotion Causes Trouble for a Woman and Two Girls"
The woman, it seems, ran into a pole because she was applying hand lotion while driving. (Ban that, Harrisburg.)